Over the years, he's distracted crews with prostitutes and witch doctors, bribed officials to look the other way, conned Russian mobsters and hidden from naval radar by riding out thunderstorms at sea; he's even taken a 10,000-tonne freighter out of Haiti while the 2004 revolution was going on around him.
Here's a guy you'll never be as awesome as |
All that and he's never failed to take a boat back.
Oh and he also has an English degree from the University of New Orleans, an MA in poetry and fiction from the Writers' Workshop at the University of Iowa (one of the best creative-writing programs in the US), has a law degree from the University of Northern California, and has taught English and history at high school.
glad to see someone knows what a real pirate is instead of some weirdo Disney guy >.>, real pirates are awesome...and it happens everyday
ReplyDeleteDamn, that guy is pretty badass.
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ReplyDeleteexcellent story mang, i read the whole thing
ReplyDeleteim probly more awesome than that guy, but im high. fuck year. thank you
ReplyDeleteWow, now there's a cool bad ass guy.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely awesome guy, I also want to be a pirate 'cause a pirate is free.
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nice, looking forward to the next post
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ReplyDeletethis is a good follow up to your last post
ReplyDeleteHahaha, I just need to look about his entire history! Remind me of the last badass I read about (Nikola Tesla)!
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ReplyDeleteThis man reminds me of Lord of war, just how he goes into very hostile areas and does business with very dangerous people. Sounds like a very risk taking man.
ReplyDeleteCool story, bro!
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I love pirates!
ReplyDelete"he's distracted crews with prostitutes and witch doctors"
ReplyDeletehahaha this guys got guts